At Grand Lodge, the Master (Dan) leaned over and asked me "What??? Necromancy Report??? Are we raising some kinda undead army to take over the world or something?" I causally informed him that the delegate had said "Necrology Report" and not "Necromancy Report." The subtle difference being that Necrology is the area of research dealing with death. The Necrology Report is a listing of all members who have died over the past Masonic year. As if we needed to give the anti-Masonic crowd yet another reason to be paranoid of us. Now the in-joke for the next couple of months will be the Wisconsin Masonic Zombie Army.

To the best of my knowledge, the Grand Lodge of Wisconsin is not raising a Zombie Army to take over the world. :P